i don’t care what anyone says, the Alfa Romeo 8C Competizione is achingly sexy.

Danica Patrick drove her new Indy car down Michigan Avenue today and i missed it.

sigh.

my brother took me for a spin on his Honda CBR929RR today and gave me a taste of the barbaric rate of acceleration that motorcycles of such calibre are capable of.

i think i swore in several languages and, at one point, vowed to slay my brother as soon as i was free of the machine but it’s hard to say what exactly went through my mind as i was too preoccupied with not falling off the bike, trying to breathe, and keeping my internal organs internal. by the time i climbed off, my glasses felt like they were pressed flush against my face, my hair was bathed in chaos, and my arms felt like they were on fire.

it was disturbingly enjoyable.

i propose that, from now on, new drivers learn on cars that have their horns hooked up to the brakes. why? because there is WAY too much unnecessary braking going on.

are you people aware that your car will slow down if you just take your foot off the gas?!

Nike One 2022 at Cathedral Rocks, Yosemite

Lotus’s Circuit Car concept is easily the sexiest new car i’ve seen in a while. anyone want to buy me one?

teaching an old dog new tricks.