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WRITTEN IN CLEAR PLASTIC

good gravy, does Fifth Gear have some idiotic presenters; especially that lanky halfwit Jonny Smith with his asinine remarks and wild clown hair. i can not stand that guy. wow. the show would probably be halfway decent if it weren’t for him.

ZIPPERED ENCLOSURES

i just finished watching the miniseries Long Way Round in which Ewan McGregor, Charley Boorman, and cameraman Claudio von Planta traveled eastward from London all the way to New York City by way of all-terrain motorbike.

being somewhat of a wannabe adventurer myself, i found the whole concept unbelievably appealing and just became more and more excited about my own upcoming trip. i’ll be traveling by plane and not motorbike but i will quite literally be going from gate XX to gate YY at O’Hare the long way ’round.

cheers :)

PET LLAMA

Top Gear resumes filming today!!! YYYYYESSSSSSSS!!!

FUMING HIATUS

in these darkest of days where the forces of good and evil collide to decide the fate of one of the world’s most beloved treasures, it’s good to know that there are brave and valiant souls fighting the good fight.

i’m talking, of course, about Top Gear and the recent decision by the BBC to postpone it until host Richard Hammond makes sufficient recovery from the brain trauma suffered during his 280mph rocket car accident last week. reports indicate that Hammond is already walking about, cracking jokes, and reportedly begging the BBC to air the footage of his near death experience.

unfortunately, there are many people who have been waiting to use an event like this as an excuse to cancel Top Gear for good but, thankfully, there are many more that simply will not stand for it.

let’s hope and pray that the BBC does not give in to the uptight environmentalists, health and safety philistines, and anyone who seeks to put an end to Top Gear. fellow petrolheads, let us stand together and fight for the soul of that which has so touched ours.

OUR TAME RACING DRIVER

Bless the Brits, Top Gear’s eighth season started TODAY.

and on that bombshell, good night!

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